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Zombies – Ten WORST Things to do During a Zombie Outbreak

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via zombiephiles.com

1. Don’t set zombies on fire. Burning zombies smell terrible.
2. Don’t get sentimental. Zombies won’t.
3. Don’t forget to shut the door behind you. Zombies often come over without calling first.
4. Don’t keep zombies in the basement. Even if they are your zombie family.
5. Don’t try to reunite with friends / family over long distances.
6. Don’t go down. Zombies can go down too.
7. Don’t broadcast your presence. Zombies may be listening.
8. Don’t stand in front of the window. That’s just foolish.
9. Don’t get too creative with zombie defense.
10. Don’t be “that one asshole” in your group.