Having ADHD means being the absolute authority to the question “Is it possible to overcook a hard-boiled egg?”

September 19, 2014 VIEW POST
September 16, 2014 VIEW POST

I will not let a horrible stomaching keep me from my beloved carbohydrates.

My appetite is indomitable.

September 15, 2014 VIEW POST

i like you already. let's make friendship bracelets and not share them with soda. hello.


September 14, 2014 VIEW POST

Sorry for your (phone) loss.


September 13, 2014 VIEW POST
September 13, 2014 VIEW POST

Dear men on my Facebook feed pleading with your wives for blowjobs by insisting that semen is magical,

Stop being gross.

September 13, 2014 VIEW POST
September 10, 2014 VIEW POST

I’m frenemies with soda.


September 9, 2014 VIEW POST