18 month old is cutting her eye teeth - she’s been in a special circle of hell all night. Poor baby boo.

September 1, 2014 VIEW POST

Hello! I'm not sure how you found my tumblr but hello and welcome to my randomness. I just scrolled yours and adore your photos. Hola!

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September 1, 2014 VIEW POST

Hello, and welcome to onlyonemee- the internet's finest emporium all all things quirky and dorkified. Galoshes are in the back, and Tuesdays is all-you-can-eat Pasketti-O night. Enjoy your stay!

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September 1, 2014 VIEW POST

Accidentally bought beer with 3% alcohol, but it’s cool, because what I really enjoy most about beer is all the calories.

August 29, 2014 VIEW POST
There’s a lesson in here kids, and that lesson is: Don’t get surgery anywhere but where all of the doctors are.
August 28, 2014 VIEW POST

Can’t wait to see The Fault In Our Stars 2: Pour Salt Directly Into Your Eyeballs For 2 Hours

August 23, 2014 VIEW POST

If you want to see me spontaneously start crying, just show me a video of anything set to the Cider House Rules soundtrack.

August 23, 2014 VIEW POST

The most depressing thing about getting older…

… Is discovering that spinning around in circles makes me want to puke.

August 22, 2014 VIEW POST
Guys, I had no idea meth was such serious business.
August 22, 2014 VIEW POST